Humorous Quotes -
Laughter the Best Medicine
Humorous quotes are not only just a balm to the fatigued mind; they also perk up our mood. Whenever we feel down and out, it is time for recreation. One of my favorite activities is to grab a drink and read some humorous quotes. These funny quotes had never failed to inspire and bring laughter to me.
After all, laughter is the best medicine.
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."
“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.”
The Art of Humor
Humorous quotes make us laugh while passing along a message which is unforgettable and thought-provoking. Finding humor in an ordinary situation is a great art in itself.
Humorous quotes make us see a situation with a new approach. Quite often humorists use humor to convey their feelings that otherwise they find tough to convey.
Lots of time people say harsh truth in the form of a joke. Try being humorous when you want to express your disapproval of someone, you might get a favorable response!
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
"If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?"
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."
~ Unknown Author
We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing.
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Laughter – The Best Therapy
Humor is an important aspect in our everyday life and laughter is some of the very best therapy. Great humorous quotes not only brighten our day but also make us aware of what is happening around us.
Humorous quotes come from people who have had observations about things that are going on in life, and decided to say it in a playful way. We can have a good laugh at the silliness of life while enjoying the wisdom in these quotes.
While having fun reading these great quotes, do not forget to pass them along to our family and friends. The humorous quotes keep us on our toes and at the same time enjoy our life.
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth."
~Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People
"I can resist everything except temptation."
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
“The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.”
“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.”
~Sir Winston Churchill
“I've bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
"I know from young, the only thing that makes me grow taller is to laugh, laugh and laugh!"
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Sense of Humour
A good sense of humor may be difficult to find in a person in our fast paced world. With mounting pressures and grouchy behaviors on the rise, humorous quotes are able to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile on the face of even the most stressed out person.
I am sure we all love to laugh, and feel great after we do. Reading a couple of humorous quotes after a rough day at work or school can help release our stress. They can also be just the ticket we need to get through our day, whether we are working in a cubicle, refereeing three squabbling kids, or cramming for an exam.
Humorous quotes like this one from Groucho Marx,“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” will give us a wonderful chuckle or perhaps even a deep belly laugh.
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
“Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Can’t get enough of good laugh? You are just like me, here you go!